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Cool Filmz: Midnight Run—an Action-Comedy Ace!

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Written by: Matt DeReno
Category: Cool Filmz
Published: October 31, 2024

Turning on an old favorite can feel like catching up with a friend you forgot you missed.

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The Funny Newz: New Tennis Ball Diet Sweeping Nation

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Written by: Matt DeReno
Category: The Funny Newz
Published: January 10, 2025

MIAMI — representing a radical departure from current medical opinions on nutrition, The Tennis Ball Nutritional Approach® is the latest diet craze to sweep Hollywood.

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Funny Newz: Did Stonehenge Suffer A Y0K Problem?

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Written by: Matt DeReno
Category: The Funny Newz
Published: January 3, 2025

\World renowned scientist, and off-the-wagon recovering alcoholic, Dr. Frederick Diffendorfer, of the Archaeological Institute for the Preservation of Pedantic Study, plans to publish a seminal paper this summer on Stonehenge, shortly after his plagiarism trial.

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The Funny Newz: Are Aliens buying up U.S. Real Estate?

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Written by: Matt DeReno
Category: The Funny Newz
Published: December 20, 2024

Clearwater, Fl. -- Interstellar Aliens are rapidly buying up U.S. real estate and business holdings at an alarming rate, Funny Newz has learned. More surprisingly, the U.S. Government is now openly helping them do so, through joint venture partnerships and progressive loan programs making it easy for interstellar aliens to do so.

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The Funny Newz: Shoddy Alien Structure to be Demolished

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Written by: Matt DeReno
Category: The Funny Newz
Published: December 20, 2024

MOJAVE DESERT, Calif. -- Adrian Covarrubias, of the Mojave Dessert Resource Conservation and Development Council, was beating the piss out his government-leased Jeep Commander Thursday, when he noticed another shoddy particle board alien artifact over the distant horizon.

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  • The Funny Newz: Snow Leopard Has Online Woman Purring
  • The Funny Newz: U.S. Military Awards Lucrative Robot Contract, Runner-Up Says “Fix Was In”
  • The Funny Newz: Terrorist capture Super Angel Dave Harper
  • Football Fan's Diet: The Calm Before the Zepbound

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  • Bingham's Notebook: Time Travel, Alternate Realities, and Alien Civilizations

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    Matt DeReno
    Bingham's Notebook
    2024-08-09 17:02:17
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  • Bingham's Notebook: 9/11 In Call of the Minotaur

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    Matt DeReno
    Bingham's Notebook
    2024-07-31 18:30:07
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  • Bingham's Notebook: Considerations for an Expanded Midas Files Universe

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    Matt DeReno
    Bingham's Notebook
    2024-07-24 19:43:55
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