CoolFilmz: Is Die Hard A Christmas Movie? Yes—It's Home Alone for Grownups
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“Ho. Ho. Ho. Now I have a machine gun.”
That is not exactly the kind of line you expect from a cozy holiday classic. It is not Bing Crosby by the fireplace. It is not Jimmy Stewart rediscovering the meaning of life in Bedford Falls. It is Hans Gruber reading a message scrawled on the body of one of his henchmen after John McClane has officially begun ruining the Nakatomi Plaza Christmas party.
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Cool Filmz: Terminator 2: Judgment Day — An Action Sci-Fi Ace
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Sometimes you turn on an old movie expecting a comfortable nostalgia watch, only to remember that the movie is not merely good.
It is great.
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Funny Newz: Did Stonehenge Suffer A Y0K Problem?
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SALISBURY, ENGLAND — World-renowned scientist Dr. Frederick Diffendorfer of the Archaeological Institute for the Preservation of Pedantic Study plans to publish a groundbreaking paper this summer on Stonehenge, shortly after resolving what his legal team continues to call “an unfortunate plagiarism misunderstanding.”
The Funny Newz: Space Aliens Buying Up U.S. Beachfront Property — Officials Say Everything Is Fine
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CLEARWATER, FLORIDA — Interstellar aliens are rapidly buying up U.S. real estate and business holdings at what critics are calling an alarming rate, The Funny Newz has learned.
The Funny Newz: Mojave Officials Crack Down on Cheap Alien Monuments
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MOJAVE DESERT, CALIFORNIA — Adrian Covarrubias of the Mojave Desert Resource Conservation and Development Council was rattling across the desert Thursday in a government-leased Jeep Commander when he spotted yet another suspicious alien artifact on the distant horizon.
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The Funny Newz: Chattering Teeth Robot Wins $1 Billion Defense Contract
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BLACKSBURG, VIRGINIA — Dr. Emilio Disaronno, a one-armed senior robotics researcher at the Virginia Polytechnic School of Robotics, says the 2024 International Robotics Competition was rigged after a novelty chattering-teeth robot beat his highly advanced killing machine for a major defense contract.
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The Funny Newz: Space SUVs Here - 2024 "Abductors" Sighted
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PEYOTE, ARIZONA — In a bizarre twist of fate, extreme sports enthusiast Wayne “Goose” Peterson, 25, of Chicago, says he was paragliding over the Arizona desert when he spotted what he initially believed to be oversized AirPods screaming across the sky at impossible speeds.
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- The Funny Newz: Bargain United - How a Tech Outage Turned a Flight into a Time-Travel Adventure
- The Funny Newz: Advertisers Aim For Moon
- TechGnosis: NASA Is Learning How to Cook Oxygen Out of Moon Dirt
- Tech Gnosis: Boeing’s Starliner Returned Without Its Crew. What Does That Mean for NASA?
- Tech Gnosis: The CrowdStrike Outage Exposed How Fragile the Modern Internet Has Become
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