The Funny Newz: Mojave Officials Crack Down on Cheap Alien Monuments
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MOJAVE DESERT, CALIFORNIA — Adrian Covarrubias of the Mojave Desert Resource Conservation and Development Council was rattling across the desert Thursday in a government-leased Jeep Commander when he spotted yet another suspicious alien artifact on the distant horizon.
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The Funny Newz: Chattering Teeth Robot Wins $1 Billion Defense Contract
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BLACKSBURG, VIRGINIA — Dr. Emilio Disaronno, a one-armed senior robotics researcher at the Virginia Polytechnic School of Robotics, says the 2024 International Robotics Competition was rigged after a novelty chattering-teeth robot beat his highly advanced killing machine for a major defense contract.
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The Funny Newz: Space SUVs Here - 2024 "Abductors" Sighted
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PEYOTE, ARIZONA — In a bizarre twist of fate, extreme sports enthusiast Wayne “Goose” Peterson, 25, of Chicago, says he was paragliding over the Arizona desert when he spotted what he initially believed to be oversized AirPods screaming across the sky at impossible speeds.
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The Funny Newz: Bargain United - How a Tech Outage Turned a Flight into a Time-Travel Adventure
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CHICAGO — In the wake of a brutal snowstorm that battered the Northeastern United States, scientists now believe a Bargain United flight from Washington to Chicago remained grounded so long that at least one passenger’s dog experienced time travel.
The Funny Newz: Advertisers Aim For Moon
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ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Space commercialization is blasting off, and apparently the next frontier is not mining, science, tourism, or humanity’s destiny among the stars.
Quantum Soup: Boeing’s Starliner Returned Without Its Crew. What Does That Mean for NASA?
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By Michael E. Fossum, Texas A&M University
Boeing’s crew transport capsule, the Starliner, returned to Earth without its two-person crew shortly after midnight Eastern time on Sept. 7, 2024.
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Quantum Soup: The CrowdStrike Outage Exposed How Fragile the Modern Internet Has Become
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By Richard Forno, University of Maryland, Baltimore County
The global information technology outage on July 19, 2024, which disrupted organizations ranging from airlines to hospitals and even delayed the delivery of uniforms for the Olympic Games, represents a growing concern for cybersecurity professionals, businesses and governments.
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