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\World renowned scientist, and off-the-wagon recovering alcoholic, Dr. Frederick Diffendorfer, of the Archaeological Institute for the Preservation of Pedantic Study, plans to publish a seminal paper this summer on Stonehenge, shortly after hi...
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MOJAVE DESERT, Calif. -- Adrian Covarrubias, of the Mojave Dessert Resource Conservation and Development Council, was beating the piss out his government-leased Jeep Commander Thursday, when he noticed another shoddy particle board alien artif...
