BOSTON — The Funny Newz has recently tackled one of humanity’s most persistent spiritual questions: why aren’t everyone’s prayers being answered?
MIAMI — The Funny Newz has learned that Moroni Associates, an IT staffing agency in Miami, has implemented a bold new workplace communication policy limiting employees to ten approved words and phrases.
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BOULDER, COLORADO — Cliff Epperson, a help desk support specialist at Hewlett-Packard, says he is considering legal action after deciding to become a millionaire and then somehow not becoming one.
SEAFORD, DELAWARE — In a shocking turn of events that has inspired dozens of local residents to briefly reconsider their life choices, Ben Haseltine, a retired nurse who spent decades caring for others at Nanticoke Memorial Hospital, has reportedly discovered the long-rumored Key to Success.
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