PEYOTE, ARIZONA — In a bizarre twist of fate, extreme sports enthusiast Wayne “Goose” Peterson, 25, of Chicago, says he was paragliding over the Arizona desert when he spotted what he initially believed to be oversized AirPods screaming across the sky at impossible speeds.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking effort to reduce foreign dependence on fuel, lower energy consumption, and make the daily commute significantly more ridiculous, the Bowden administration has announced a bold new sustainable transportation initiative centered on the pogo stick.
CHICAGO — In the wake of a brutal snowstorm that battered the Northeastern United States, scientists now believe a Bargain United flight from Washington to Chicago remained grounded so long that at least one passenger’s dog experienced time travel.
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Space commercialization is blasting off, and apparently the next frontier is not mining, science, tourism, or humanity’s destiny among the stars.
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