MIAMI — The Funny Newz has learned that Moroni Associates, an IT staffing agency in Miami, has implemented a bold new workplace communication policy limiting employees to ten approved words and phrases.
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BOULDER, COLORADO — Cliff Epperson, a help desk support specialist at Hewlett-Packard, says he is considering legal action after deciding to become a millionaire and then somehow not becoming one.
SEAFORD, DELAWARE — In a shocking turn of events that has inspired dozens of local residents to briefly reconsider their life choices, Ben Haseltine, a retired nurse who spent decades caring for others at Nanticoke Memorial Hospital, has reportedly discovered the long-rumored Key to Success.
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PEYOTE, ARIZONA — In a bizarre twist of fate, extreme sports enthusiast Wayne “Goose” Peterson, 25, of Chicago, says he was paragliding over the Arizona desert when he spotted what he initially believed to be oversized AirPods screaming across the sky at impossible speeds.
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