The Funny Newz

Step into a world of outrageous headlines and tongue-in-cheek commentary at The Funny Newz. Inspired by The Onion, we deliver satirical news and absurd takes on current events. Expect laughs, wit, and a dose of irreverence as we skewer the news in the most hilarious ways possible. Get your daily dose of satire right here!

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Funny Newz: Man Finds The Key To Success At Garage Sale

SEAFORD, Delaware — In a shocking turn of events, Ben Haseltine, a retired male nurse who dedicated his life to the noble art of caring for others at Nanticoke Memorial Hospital, has apparently stumbled upon a miraculous “Key to Success” just ...
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The Funny Newz: Space SUVs Here - 2024 "Abductors" Sighted

Peyote, Arizona – In a bizarre twist of fate, extreme sports aficionado Wayne “Goose” Peterson, 25, of Chicago, found himself paragliding off a Native American burial ground when he spotted what he initially believed to be oversized AirPods cr...
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The Funny Newz: Could the Pogo Stick Be The Answer To The World's Transportation Energy Needs?

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a groundbreaking effort to reduce foreign dependence on fuel and promote sustainable transportation, the Bowden administration has announced an innovative initiative aimed at decreasing energy consumption and fossil fuel ...
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The Funny Newz: Bargain United - How a Tech Outage Turned a Flight into a Time-Travel Adventure

In this satirical exploration of Bargain United's latest blunder, we delve into the hilariously absurd consequences of a massive tech outage, including unexpected time travel implications for unsuspecting passengers.

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