BLACKSBURG, VIRGINIA — Dr. Emilio Disaronno, a one-armed senior robotics researcher at the Virginia Polytechnic School of Robotics, says the 2024 International Robotics Competition was rigged after a novelty chattering-teeth robot beat his highly advanced killing machine for a major defense contract.
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CAIRO AND BAGHDAD — In a bizarre turn of events that sounds like a rejected action movie script found in a gas station DVD bin, Angel First Class David Harper was reportedly rescued this week after a heavenly mishap during a routine soul patrol between Cairo and Baghdad.
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AUGUSTA, GEORGIA — As the golf world prepared for warm-up rounds leading into the Masters at Augusta National Golf Club, a group of troublesome women golfers reportedly snuck onto the famed course to test the latest innovation in women’s golfing accoutrements: Wilson’s High Heel Shoe Tee.
BOSTON — The Funny Newz has recently tackled one of humanity’s most persistent spiritual questions: why aren’t everyone’s prayers being answered?
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